For all ye imbibers of rare spirits:

I offer perhaps tha last remainin bottle of Demise of Morgan Maddocks. If ye knew tha noble council woman and of the party she threw to commemorate her passin ta tha next life, tha ya needs ta have this bottle ta celebrate her life an spirit! Morgan drank bout eight of these at once, and it surely picked her liver!

If yer interested, sends a note to Gimball Harrenhock, care of Tornbeard Hall and makes me an offer!