Hello, I'm Nuclear Catastrophe. I play from the somewhat less-than-tropical climes of Scotland.

For all those that don't realise it, that means I'm mainly on (Late!) G.M.T. but I'll be around as much as possible, and I'll pretty much always have an IRC presence under "NC." Any questions, don't hesitate to ask. Manchester United fans get to the front of any queue, though, so convert to their support and prove it via receipts for tickets/merchandise first then ask if you want prioritised.

Cheers