lovethesuit
2006-09-27 20:30:06 UTC
#43163
Give us some of your facts of life: The rules you live by, and therefore, we should all live by.
-If it's not Sidney Poitier, it's not a movie.
-If it bounces, I'll buy it.
-Human skin is an inherently superior craft material.
-CMYK > RGB
-Greyscale > All
-Centrifugal force does not actually exist. Thank you, Bill Nye!
-Time and space are the same, and all of existance is but a single point.
-Khakis increase Stingray aggro.
-When some guy says "Don't eat that mustard", man, you'd better not eat that mustard.
Cluckyx
2006-09-27 21:49:19 UTC
#43171
I cannot think of anything personal. But I can pass on some of my fathers pearls of wisdom.
My dad grew up in a VERY rough part of England that fellow Limeys will know as Liverpool (He escaped and has been suitably re-habilitated).
Yet he always took great pleasure in telling me these 2 pearls of wisdom:
* If it's not nailed down, it's mine.
*If it moves f**k it, if it doesn't... f**k it until it does
I am so glad I live with my girlfriend now :wink:
Ladocicea
2006-09-27 22:22:37 UTC
#43174
Oh my God, you're HALF SCOUSE!
Anyway, I can think up a good one:
Do not live by Lovethesuit's rules.
Cluckyx
2006-09-27 22:50:51 UTC
#43177
Ladocicea
Oh my God, you're HALF SCOUSE!Anyway, I can think up a good one:
Do not live by Lovethesuit's rules.
Yes my father is a scouser. So is my mother but she's grew up is a nicer area.
I went to a family reunion a few months ago....
Oh.... My.....God.
Draon17
2006-09-28 00:48:48 UTC
#43192
some of my favorite pearls of wisdom...not my own but...
If your milk smells like cheese, don't drink it. - PaulIsSexy
One always looks neat, In a hat made of meat. - Mark Twain
Kotenku
2006-09-28 02:22:58 UTC
#43213
When in doubt, the answer is 42.
Hookswords
2006-09-28 03:45:02 UTC
#43225
The Tao:
In action, watch the timing
My Own:
The Throat is the nutsack of the upper body
It's important to have a hobby
Never fall in love until you see her eat
Teen Wolf:
"Always get at least 8 hours of sleep
Never play cards with a man who's name is that of a city
Never get involved with a woman who has a tattoo of a dagger anywhere on her body
Live your life by these three rules and everything else is cream cheese"
Mark Twain:
"Everyone complains about the weather, but no one does anything about it."
LoQi
2006-09-28 12:50:14 UTC
#43281
- Don't drink paint, gasoline, or any flamable fluid.
- Chemicals and your eyes = bad idea.
- Chemical burns is not "cool", and you have to answer questions about it for the rest of your life :(.
- Everybody will lie to you to benefit themselves eventually, and the closer related to you, the bigger and more schemed is the lies. Trust is a weakness.
- All problems will solve itself with time.
- Don't agree to all requests. Physic vampires exist.
- Don't pour salmiac on a nest of bees. They will be upset.
- Nice guys finish last.
- Never lend money to anyone.
- If someone strikes you on one cheek, smash him on the other.
- The whole world doesn't need to know everything.
- Find out what you excell in, and do that. Always strive for a new goal. Always take precautions, because you can never trust other people to do as they say, or that they will help you up when you fall.
- Always expect the unexpected.
- Don't taunt those who is more useful to have on your good side.
- Don't dwell in the past, or gaze towards the future. Seize the day, and get as much out of the present as you can. It's all gone in a moment, and sucess and recognition is not a thing that is given to you - it has to be earned.