Caretaker Izarious Patton,

Greetings Caretaker Izarious Patton. My name is Izrik-I am certain you will recall me, the gnome, as I have spent countless hours there cleaning and helping you in many ways as much as I am able to. I write to you now, with high hopes and expectations concerning employment inside the Mausoleum. I know you are very busy and at the same time very concerned with the upkeep and well being of that crucial, crucial establishment. Why, with unknown noises coming from the cellars below, and being concerned with the records kept for those said passed, I ask if there is need for an aid. A need for someone, such as myself, to help you with records, run errands, deep clean the floors, and any other tasks you might require an aid for, so to lighten the burden of your daily activities.

To maintain the Masoluem is a very large task espically for a good, good man as yourself. Probably quite taxing I would presume. And yet, there, from what I see, is a lack of those willing to aid you. I, Izrik, will step to the forefront in this situation and ask on my next daily visit to the Masoluem, that we might discuss the issue in further detail should your time permit.

As I have said before during one of our previous conversations, should this have slipped your mind being such a busy busy man, that I can be contacted inside both the Blue Musroom as well as the Rock Bottom.

With respects and high reguards, Izrik.

Caretaker Izarious Patton,

I write now to you again, for I have not received response back from you yet. I do understand you are quite the busy man, again I will remind you, the only man, performing the, in my opinion, the most crucial service for Sanctuary and her citizens. I will continue to make my daily visits to the Masoleum with still very high hopes we may be able to talk more indepth should your busy schedule ever permit such a time.

With Reguards,

Izrik.

A reply is penned

Dear Sir,

My apologies for the lateness, as you noted, I am indeed a busy man. I look forward to meeting with you when time permits, however, so by all means feel free to drop by at your leisure, and hold patience with a swamped civil servant such as I!

Izarious Q. Patton

Caretaker Patton,

I was very pleased with our conversation and would like to express both my personal excitement and enthusiasm about the prospects within. I am very aware now, brought to my attention by yourself, that in your cival position your are overwhelmed and very underfunded. In addition I also understand your plight or position as far as instruction about what to do with all the corpses left down in the Lowers.

However, as you have asked me, I am seeking additional funds outside the coffers of the Council, mostly in the form of donations and charitable offerings. These are only a temporary fix to your situation and an alternate form of a steady stream of income will be sought after.

Also, as you told me necessary to achieve employment within, as an aid, I must have endorsment via the Council, and already Councilman Frum has given his full approval and more, hopefully, will be readily able to give their support in this matter. If need be, you may contact him on these issues.

Reguards, Izrik.