PeOpleses of Sentuuarrie, Shank needses your help. Bag piller things shoot peopleses down. Shank's freindd think behend dem is the answer to the sombie nome problem.

Wrote letter or speak to Shank face-two-faces. Shank be verie interested in solving this problem. Shank be gnome in black vest, me be-a-waitin...

The note is filled with misspellings and is pinned to the wall of the Rock Bottom with what appears to be a shuriken.