This is a parodical version and thoughts of EFU, with simple puns or lame IG jokes or gags:
Dunwarren ruins: why are they called that? Simple you know the minotaur in the Pissing Crone Dun Remeber? The gnomes warred Dun thus only the ruins were left.
The survivors fled to sewer town in fear. Luckily for them Dun forgot about them and took a job at the Crone. ------- Norma and the Sheriff: Who am I? I am Norma Walters. Well I am the runner of this store. After my husband vanished.
PC: He's been at the Watch House! You mean Sheriff Eugene Walters? -------- Grulpo contemplates boots
Grulpo writes potery:
Grulpo like boots They be chewy They show good statement when woren properly
Grulpo like boots They be almost as stones for throwing. Boots be easier to track than good stones
Grulpo like boots Boots kick kobold tribe from Sanctuary Boots not like to be eaten by kobolds --------------------------- In the criminal justice system Sanctuary is represented by two seperate but equally important groups. The Tigereye Mercanaries who keep order in Lower and their constantly disagreeing upper counterparts The Watch. These are their stories...
Law & Order: Sanctuary ------ PC: Waiter there's an illithid in my soup! Cyrus: that happens every now and then